Ben | 21 | Psych student | Mostly Harmless I hit home runs without stepping up to the plate, and I bake delectable desserts with the intensity of my gaze. England’s top rugby teams scout me for my sense of smell and rugged handsomeness, David Tennant styles his hair to imitate mine, and Harry Potter is a loose biography of my life so far. I have been in a morgue. I am both an unstoppable force and an immovable object. Schrödinger’s Cat is actually dead, thanks to me. I consume slightly more water per week than the average human. I have traveled the world, supped with kings, pirated cargo ships, faxed documents, discovered elements, and dressed myself in the morning. I built Rome in a day. I was the last person to see the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and the first to eat Wonder Bread. var sc_project=7030968; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="bc7a52d2"; Tumblr (3.0; @thetimethatisgivenus)http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/I decided to cut down on Tumblr a fair amount. It sort of consumes my life, and there are so many...http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/51013634171http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/51013634171Tue, 21 May 2013 16:57:17 -0400Sorry if this sounds overly dramatic or somethingBut it was kind of a big deal for meI just really want to do something more productiveRead booksLearn a languageMaybe even try writing a bitWho knowsBut this website is a disease and I need to escape itHopefully I don't just end up going to some other website to waste timeIt's too easy to spend all day on the internet<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/27bf90f2b7c46a9d93906fff0fdf722a/tumblr_mmb590w6yN1qhc6nwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.nietzschefamilycircus.com/" target="_blank">Nietzsche Family Circus</a></p>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50956331573http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50956331573Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:38 -0400Nietzsche Family CircusNietzschePhilosophyLast one I promisethe queue that is given us<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe6cdd845c46cab2fa2c7e12d17ee798/tumblr_mmb5atarpT1qhc6nwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nietzschefamilycircus.com" target="_blank">Nietzsche Family Circus</a></p>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50946657368http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50946657368Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:50 -0400Nietzsche Family CircusNietzschePhilosophyYou guys these are the bestthe queue that is given us<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e01cbc6bdc5f2d7737aa79b7968f70d/tumblr_mmb5snjMyi1qhc6nwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nietzschefamilycircus.com" target="_blank">Nietzsche Family Circus</a></p>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50937437847http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50937437847Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:58 -0400Nietzsche Family CircusNietzschePhilosophythe queue that is given us<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ea23a3445e3742fe089c67689c7c6f2/tumblr_mfcyr2iuaR1qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a69371abcce0413a9578cd16b5bf424c/tumblr_mfcyr2iuaR1qb5gkjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a59112a86ccd0ac9fb867d6e5643b6b4/tumblr_mfcyr2iuaR1qb5gkjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ded9c10f96c9ba63fe3a1c0d7af3b936/tumblr_mfcyr2iuaR1qb5gkjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50858309744http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50858309744Sun, 19 May 2013 18:40:33 -0400Words of wisdom<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f61f4b2ab51126d7e74ba6f514bbc19f/tumblr_mkqt27D6G21qi9h8qo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65f9846fa2647c7be1184f1e20571330/tumblr_mkqt27D6G21qi9h8qo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e583dbd704eb984cf1f209767fa9dda2/tumblr_mkqt27D6G21qi9h8qo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5325445ebe94b449a8ff8c25a9635433/tumblr_mkqt27D6G21qi9h8qo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50661287365http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50661287365Fri, 17 May 2013 13:14:59 -0400New GirlAward for Best Comeback Show<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c79d5a3a58fec2196ca757f2950facf/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1153f48e3c41d69452edf11d0a5d0c94/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b96db12ad924b2f5078caeb1886bfd78/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ebd3e9cace3d99bd54a7a2c9cb39e6e/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/becc3fefdd6449d38336fb7be08227b2/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c6fdd8767fa400e98e2181d8a1ba3d6/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3a47cf8198ecf87a6ff939d856eb6fec/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89938237a8613269c086611547275cbf/tumblr_mmtuj5bPOV1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50607030650http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50607030650Thu, 16 May 2013 18:40:56 -0400The Daily ShowPolitics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/173f982f5a0d7bc3133c848704f02791/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45d09d0857304066dc9450c569502e38/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b37abb5606d28f17d7576de5f6587f68/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97200cb7842e971184734f39b35e7995/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08061fb520684c13c5975b6fd347b96f/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a585a1f1cb360a4c92e23cc9452314f9/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd0759cfadab19a31a6c49d06ad418e4/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c04990a651d3f9eb45faf0d23488bf94/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ee4af662e6ca3f01d02339e04ded8b8/tumblr_mmqhppegp71qlzfdjo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have <strong>ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense.</strong> A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. </small></p> </blockquote>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50604286862http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50604286862Thu, 16 May 2013 18:02:32 -0400Valar morghulisSexism<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b9cb5cee49be90858b21196c4e055c2/tumblr_mmte070cCy1rntwyro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2859725fceda12c3707f05795fa1a0cd/tumblr_mmte070cCy1rntwyro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b237fa67f768061f77caf8dd67fa918/tumblr_mmte070cCy1rntwyro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed45f9fcb5a321d94d6f2b45c9b7e7aa/tumblr_mmte070cCy1rntwyro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88aed9c89c652639ce5b2c37bbe075ff/tumblr_mmte070cCy1rntwyro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa252ad5f79fe14d386829c85c2a3cd3/tumblr_mmte070cCy1rntwyro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50542078047http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50542078047Wed, 15 May 2013 21:20:36 -0400Valar morghulis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44d49464c4ca90205aa42bafba612efe/tumblr_mmtenrQURI1qa5z1ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://afternoonsnoozebutton.com/post/50460653929/cyanide-happiness" target="_blank">afternoonsnoozebutton</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(<a href="http://explosm.net/comics/3167/" target="_blank">Cyanide & Happiness</a>) </p> </blockquote>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50527792066http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50527792066Wed, 15 May 2013 18:40:35 -0400SexismGoogle Middle-earth: Explore the world of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug with A Journey Through...http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50507661585http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50507661585Wed, 15 May 2013 14:01:27 -0400Lord of the RingsThe HobbitGoogleThis is the coolest thing in the world??Google Earth but for Middle-earth???Afternoon Snooze Button: fuckyeahcracker: Effects Of Thinking White People Are “All Like...:...http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50462452576http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50462452576Tue, 14 May 2013 21:20:17 -0400Racism<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cd9c5ed27cb0f44d96adce6ad213232/tumblr_mmreorUXcM1rtx7h0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50450588163http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50450588163Tue, 14 May 2013 18:41:13 -0400Preach it HobbesCalvin and Hobbes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f0c42ea9f79ed14f582cf2ba442dcaa/tumblr_mmpjpbYipT1qmoni4o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bcbc7d0356916d2f9d07bf3b24f46395/tumblr_mmpjpbYipT1qmoni4o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/50352378266/message-to-a-graduate" target="_blank">laughingsquid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://incidentalcomics.tumblr.com/post/50341197238/message-to-a-graduate" target="_blank">Message to a Graduate</a></p> </blockquote>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50353825099http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50353825099Mon, 13 May 2013 14:07:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d9eb2ad8b0a906ec1c8e98d5c850a22/tumblr_mmpvfbNpgS1qbjrw4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3369df38778ff1181b64f2eb12d26b58/tumblr_mmpvfbNpgS1qbjrw4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e526ef87fbef174c1a8d190ae9d3b41/tumblr_mmpvfbNpgS1qbjrw4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bd0d9ddbc04d8e9e5ac1da616b38732/tumblr_mmpvfbNpgS1qbjrw4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6047bea2338e8a57f5b1ea8721ddbd0c/tumblr_mmpvfbNpgS1qbjrw4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/014f1163ad8fd79f80bc6592af724fa7/tumblr_mmpvfbNpgS1qbjrw4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50350796336http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50350796336Mon, 13 May 2013 13:12:45 -0400Second favorite Daenerys scene so farShe's having a good seasonGame of Thrones spoilersGoT spoilersValar morghulis<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/abf63b39f7061716e0d375c67ce93879/tumblr_mki53kSpQQ1qgzqnco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/567bea579ef96b504a2699ace3dcaef4/tumblr_mki53kSpQQ1qgzqnco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b33fabda3bac7e3f6815a1a1936c5bba/tumblr_mki53kSpQQ1qgzqnco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e977fe6c4d3a7f3a6dd0832f2cf09bf3/tumblr_mki53kSpQQ1qgzqnco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bc4895ae79576be43edab8fdeff0826/tumblr_mki53kSpQQ1qgzqnco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c59a9cddc926abfb0b5eeab73a4111c9/tumblr_mki53kSpQQ1qgzqnco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><em>“Don’t leave me here alone. Don’t go where I can’t follow.”</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50306757141http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50306757141Sun, 12 May 2013 21:20:39 -0400Sam Gamgee for best character of all timeJ.R.R. Tolkien: A Top Lad<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/edcf28725e1b7a88759b3b1f6d89e027/tumblr_mmnfeq45fM1r539fdo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96731d312ebfaf220eb1f600610e828d/tumblr_mmnfeq45fM1r539fdo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a80394c7513741020b96941e229d6e50/tumblr_mmnfeq45fM1r539fdo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51bd77072fe49deb73e335d41f645363/tumblr_mmnfeq45fM1r539fdo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timeywimeyness.tumblr.com/post/50187834707/fantastic-allons-y" target="_blank">timeywimeyness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><em>“Fantastic!” “Allons-y!”</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50294996081http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50294996081Sun, 12 May 2013 18:40:38 -0400Doctor Who spoilersDW spoilersBurning at the centre of timesirianmckellen: [takes a plane to your house] [kicks down your door] [stomps into your room]...http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50224442711http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50224442711Sun, 12 May 2013 00:14:38 -0400AmenJ.R.R. Tolkien: A Top Lad<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d129322f0fe35b79dcbd161201301caf/tumblr_mmnicrFex81qcgc0jo2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f498995241fed065e7c87204706376e/tumblr_mmnicrFex81qcgc0jo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>Stalemate, then. </em></p> </blockquote>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50223477682http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50223477682Sun, 12 May 2013 00:01:00 -0400I cannot get over how perfect he was in this episodeDoctor Who spoilersDW spoilersBurning at the centre of time<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c9b1bb45886b417b5acecd8bbdd3c60/tumblr_mmhrgivzAe1r0lc86o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a1f6935e55dadb6a2084ccb6f09ea0d/tumblr_mmhrgivzAe1r0lc86o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/420d467c2ae5b2fc31a40dcb8d8548ac/tumblr_mmhrgivzAe1r0lc86o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a8a328ed025d79a21328a7a61148e0e/tumblr_mmhrgivzAe1r0lc86o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdfbb7141c929e1bba529ce223ab0cff/tumblr_mmhrgivzAe1r0lc86o5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f8d153a1cd516937c7ecfe1bb798164/tumblr_mmhrgivzAe1r0lc86o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50223206163http://thetimethatisgivenus.tumblr.com/post/50223206163Sat, 11 May 2013 23:57:08 -0400Pretty excited for thisThe completion of the Blood and Ice Cream trilogyThe World's End