"So remember: 12:01 a.m., May 26. The schedule after that will be approximately as follows: the first animated GIFs from the first episode will appear at 12:01 and a half, people will complain that Netflix is down at 12:02, spoilers will begin appearing on Twitter at 12:03, angry tweets about spoilers at 12:04, think pieces about how this distribution model affects spoilers at 12:05, think pieces about how this distribution model might result in the return of Firefly at 12:06, listicles of 10 more shows that Netflix should revive at 12:07, complaints that these episodes “suck” at 12:08, complaints about haters at 12:09, questions about why people who are so into Arrested Development refuse to watch Community at 12:10, and 25 pictures of cats watching Arrested Development at 12:11."
"I heard the jury’s still out on… science."
— G.O.B. Bluth
Just found out that Ann from Arrested Development is the voice of Katara.
I think this might help his reelection more than getting Osama did.
[yellow pages ad]: You can’t have a party without ICE.
Good Grief - 2x04
Lucille: Oh, for God’s sake. He’s on his own for two days, and he joins a gang.
Beef Consomme - 1x13
GOB’s wife: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
GOB: You’re in love with your own brother?
Whistler’s Mother - 1x20