Ladies and gentlemen, the Ron Swanson birthday dinner.
Massive steak entrée
Full bottle of whiskey
Plate of crispy bacon
Large leather armchair
Various sauces and toppings for the steak
Steak knife and sauce brush in a classy wooden case
Mood-setting lamp
Bridge on the River Kwai to watch while feasting
Most importantly: Solitude
Perfection.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Ron Swanson birthday dinner.

  • Massive steak entrée
  • Full bottle of whiskey
  • Plate of crispy bacon
  • Large leather armchair
  • Various sauces and toppings for the steak
  • Steak knife and sauce brush in a classy wooden case
  • Mood-setting lamp
  • Bridge on the River Kwai to watch while feasting
  • Most importantly: Solitude

Perfection.

samspratt:

“Ron Fucking Swanson” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt
Being a fan of high-quality comedy television and not watching Parks and Recreation might just be the second most blasphemous thing you could do (the 1st of course being not watching Arrested Development). If for some reason you are in the “yet to watch” category, I present to you Ron Swanson aka exhibit A on what you are missing (youtube video).
If you have “seen the light” and are already familiar with Swanson Greatness, I humbly give you my painting of him. Features include: High and tight Swanson haircut, Swanson body hair, Swanson mustache, Swanson mustache chest hair (not groomed, grows that way naturally), Tammy tattoo, Tammy 2 tattoo, Tattoo of the text from Ron’s Speech to the boy’s basketball team, copious amounts of meat, the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Food and Stuff grocery store desk sticker, and Mulligan’s Steakhouse apron. High-quality Archival Prints Available HERE
Connect with my: portfolio website,  tumblr,  facebook artist’s page and twitter. 

Time to start watching Parks and Rec.

samspratt:

“Ron Fucking Swanson” - Portrait Painting by Sam Spratt

Being a fan of high-quality comedy television and not watching Parks and Recreation might just be the second most blasphemous thing you could do (the 1st of course being not watching Arrested Development). If for some reason you are in the “yet to watch” category, I present to you Ron Swanson aka exhibit A on what you are missing (youtube video).

If you have “seen the light” and are already familiar with Swanson Greatness, I humbly give you my painting of him. Features include: High and tight Swanson haircut, Swanson body hair, Swanson mustache, Swanson mustache chest hair (not groomed, grows that way naturally), Tammy tattoo, Tammy 2 tattoo, Tattoo of the text from Ron’s Speech to the boy’s basketball team, copious amounts of meat, the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Food and Stuff grocery store desk sticker, and Mulligan’s Steakhouse apron. High-quality Archival Prints Available HERE

Connect with my: portfolio website,  tumblr facebook artist’s page and twitter

Time to start watching Parks and Rec.