Ben | 21 | Psych student | Mostly Harmless

I hit home runs without stepping up to the plate, and I bake delectable desserts with the intensity of my gaze. England’s top rugby teams scout me for my sense of smell and rugged handsomeness, David Tennant styles his hair to imitate mine, and Harry Potter is a loose biography of my life so far.

I have been in a morgue.

I am both an unstoppable force and an immovable object. Schrödinger’s Cat is actually dead, thanks to me.

I consume slightly more water per week than the average human.

I have traveled the world, supped with kings, pirated cargo ships, faxed documents, discovered elements, and dressed myself in the morning. I built Rome in a day. I was the last person to see the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and the first to eat Wonder Bread.

nesass:

“do not let tha pimped out emptinizz of khazad-dûm fill yo’ heart, gimli, lil hustla of glóin.”

thisistheverge:

Disney buys Lucasfilm, plans to release ‘Star Wars: Episode 7’ in 2015

Star Wars fans, you might want to sit down for this one — The Walt Disney Company just announced its plans to purchase Lucasfilms LTD from George Lucas, with plans to release Star Wars: Episode 7 sometime during 2015. 

What.

holy shit my aunt is hosting a fundraiser for obama at her house in chicago for $5000 per person and yo yo ma will be playing and holy shit what

ianbrooks:

Mystery Solved by Berk Senturk

Artist: Website / Behance (via: assorted-goodness)

brain-food:

The Soviet “HOBBIT” (1976)

JRR Tolkien’s The Hobbit was published in the USSR in 1976, with illustrations by M. Belomlinskij.

peregrint:

http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2012/07/13/58991-a-new-tolkien-book-looms-on-the-horizon/

WHAT

ianbrooks:

The Marmot in Art by Henry Schreiber

Listen, sometimes you just like groundhogs so much that you want to draw them in classical portraiture. We’ve all been there, dont judge!

Artist: deviantart / website / tumblr / twitter

kathrineparks:

what

consulting-doctor-watson:

sherlockian-timelady:

bloggingthetrench:

That bottom half. Dear god.

OHMYGOD Thats too fucking hilarious.

WHAT. IS. THIS. EVEN.

stolennovels:

toocooltobehipster:

I wish Chris was my best friend.

Screw stranger danger, I would totally meet this guy at 4pm.