Ben | 21 | Psych student | Mostly Harmless

I hit home runs without stepping up to the plate, and I bake delectable desserts with the intensity of my gaze. England’s top rugby teams scout me for my sense of smell and rugged handsomeness, David Tennant styles his hair to imitate mine, and Harry Potter is a loose biography of my life so far.

I have been in a morgue.

I am both an unstoppable force and an immovable object. Schrödinger’s Cat is actually dead, thanks to me.

I consume slightly more water per week than the average human.

I have traveled the world, supped with kings, pirated cargo ships, faxed documents, discovered elements, and dressed myself in the morning. I built Rome in a day. I was the last person to see the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and the first to eat Wonder Bread.

[shortly]… he ate ALL of it?

ianbrooks:

Chronically Awesome Arts by Sebastien Millon

Millon’s one-panel comic strips are simultaneously cute, quirky, and full of horror. Prints and shirts are available at Sebastien’s shop.

“Bunny hates getting wheeled around in a baby carriage. He’s worried it diminishes his street cred.”

horseecomics:

Horse shows us what happens when God decides to play Himself.

gingerhaze:

A VALENTINE THAT ISN’T SUPERHEROES!

Valentines that are mostly superheroes

gingerhaze:

obligatory because butts

brain-food:

Kerry Callen

afternoonsnoozebutton:

gingerhaze:

also entitled: Well Do You Want A Cookie Or What

Yes.

Reblogging again for current (perpetual) relevancy.

world-shaker:

XKCD

brain-food:

Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes (by David Boyle)