I’d be all about a Tyrion/Varys ticket for this election. Littlefinger as Secretary of State, Sam as Secretary of Education, and Jaime as Secretary of Defense.

The Un-Unofficial Words of the Great Houses of Westeros
  • Stark: Fuck the Easy Way
  • Greyjoys: We Disturb a Ton of Shit
  • Tully: Can We All Get Along So You Don't Fight On My Land
  • Arryn: We're Not Crazy
  • Lannister: Throwing Shade All Over the Place
  • Tyrell: We're Gay and We Know it
  • Baratheon: We Will Fight Everyone, Even Each Other
  • Martell: Yes We Do Exist, So Watch Out.
  • Targaryen: Bitch, You Best Respect

#gameofthroneisms, as retweeted by Nathan Fillion.

gingerhaze:

Thanks GRR Martin for turning me into a terrible person.

gingerhaze:

Thanks GRR Martin for turning me into a terrible person.

30thrones:

Jack: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.
Frank: “My client has no memory of that.”
Jack: I also would have accepted “You can’t prove that’s the governor’s semen.”
‘Goodbye, My Friend’ 3x13

30thrones:

Jack: Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.

Frank: “My client has no memory of that.”

Jack: I also would have accepted “You can’t prove that’s the governor’s semen.”

‘Goodbye, My Friend’ 3x13

30thrones:

Tracy: I’m embarrassed to say I’ve missed the birth of both of my sons, for very legitimate reasons.
Dotcom: “Cooking a French bread pizza” and “forgot”.
‘When It Rains, It Pours’ 5x02

30thrones:

Tracy: I’m embarrassed to say I’ve missed the birth of both of my sons, for very legitimate reasons.

Dotcom: “Cooking a French bread pizza” and “forgot”.

‘When It Rains, It Pours’ 5x02

crackfromwesteros:

This is just too cute. Also, the watcher on the wall even has a slightly grumpy Jon sort of expression.

I’m also amused that As High As Honour is a penguin. So you know. Not that high then. What are you trying to tell us, House Arryn?

lannisterblonde:

I feel so much better now because somewhere in this universe..
ARYA IS STABBING JOFF FOOOOOREVEEEEER!!!

lannisterblonde:

I feel so much better now because somewhere in this universe..

ARYA IS STABBING JOFF FOOOOOREVEEEEER!!!