Ben | 21 | Psych student | Mostly Harmless

I hit home runs without stepping up to the plate, and I bake delectable desserts with the intensity of my gaze. England’s top rugby teams scout me for my sense of smell and rugged handsomeness, David Tennant styles his hair to imitate mine, and Harry Potter is a loose biography of my life so far.

I have been in a morgue.

I am both an unstoppable force and an immovable object. Schrödinger’s Cat is actually dead, thanks to me.

I consume slightly more water per week than the average human.

I have traveled the world, supped with kings, pirated cargo ships, faxed documents, discovered elements, and dressed myself in the morning. I built Rome in a day. I was the last person to see the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, and the first to eat Wonder Bread.

stolennovels:

spitcastle:

omnomnomclacknomclacknom

“harry potter request? ginny and harry’s first kiss”-elecctric-feel

You’re all so welcome.

“ALAN RICKMAN

The point is, I know I was an asshole to you for seven years but it was only because I wanted to stick it in your mom.

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

I will name my child after you.

ALAN RICKMAN

Oh, and Michael Gambon only kept you alive so Ralph could kill you later.

(dies)

DANIEL RADCLIFFE

I’ll name my child after him too.”

literarynerd:

This was me also.

sofapizza:

how often do i watch it?

always.

filthytricksyhobbitses:

niquel:

gandalf or dumbledore?

Chris, you are awesome

keeping-the-magic-alive:

becauseofyou-:

HARRY POTTER: THE BOY WHO COCKBLOCKED.

stolennovels:

alternative (better) ending

wetnando-:

thornheartcat:

NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER

I FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN.